Onani lagi??Awak nak gemuk ke??

Hai dan salam sejahtera semua.Adoi..Sudah lama mama tidak update blog mama nie.Memang mama sekarang sibuk gila.Nak buat skrip untuk drama nanti.Drama apa?korang tunggu jelah.Ada rezeki,maybe akan ditayangkan.InsyaAllah..Hehehe

Baru-baru ini mama ada terbaca pasal kisah onani.Kalau dalam bahasa yang agak kasar,onani ni sama maksudnya dengan LANCAP.Maafkan mama dengan tulisan mama ni sebab mama memang sudah terbiasa dengan perkataan-perkataan yang mungkin sesetengah daripada korang menganggapnya sensitif.Tapi itu lah gunanya butang samada korang bersetuju atau tidak dengan terma dan syarat sebelum korang klik untuk meneruskan bacaan korang terhadap entri mama ni.Hehehe..Okay lah..Mama terbaca baru-baru ini mengatakan bahawa onani ni (tidak kiralah samada lelaki atau perempuan sebagai pelakunya) boleh membuatkan diri pelaku tersebut gemuk..

Namun demikian,setelah mama membuat beberapa kajian mengenai onani ni,mama tidak langsung menemui fakta yang mengatakan bahawa onani ni boleh membuatkan seseorang gemuk..Nak tahu kenapa?Meh mama tolong jelaskan pada korang semua...Hehehehe

Sesetengah doktor mengatakan bahawa pelaku onani baik samada lelaki atau perempuan tidak patut menghentikan aktiviti onani ini kerana alasan yang diberikan oleh mereka, air mani yang keluar pada lelaki dan perempuan (perempuan juga mempunyai air mani ketika proses ejakulasi tetapi mempunyai kelikatan yang berbeza) tidak mengandungi kolestrol mahupun tidak mengandungi apa-apa bahan yang boleh menggemukkan badan. Alasan pakar lagi,mereka mengatakan bahawa aktiviti onani ini bukannya memberi kesan seperti buta ataupun melebatkan bulu tangan seperti mana LAGENDA TAHYUL menceritakan bahawa setiap kali kita beronani, bulu tangan kita akan menjadi lebat seperti seekor monyet atau akan membinasakan kadar penglihatan kita..

Alasan mereka lagi (barangkali mereka ini memang gemarkan beronani),onani ini akan memberikan kepuasan nafsu seks mereka sekiranya mereka tidak puas dengan layanan pasangan mereka dan seterusnya mengelakkan masalah dalam hubungan. Tambahan pula,mereka mendakwa bahawa sekiranya kita kerap beronani terutamanya di kalangan lelaki,mereka tidak akan mudah terdedah dengan bahaya kanser prostat kerana air mani yang terkumpul di dalam testis mereka akan terus mengalir dan akan sentiasa menghasilkan air mani yang segar serta tidak busuk..

Namun bagi mama,aktiviti onani ini kadang-kadang memberi kesan yang negatif terhadap masyarakat kita khususnya orang Melayu kerana onani ini merupakan zina tangan dan sesetengah doktor memberi amaran kepada mereka yang kerap beronani kerana ditakuti akan dijangkiti kuman yang terletak pada tangan mereka atau pada alatan yang mereka gunakan.Kuman-kuman inilah yang akan memberi kesan kepada alat kelamin tersebut dan seterusnya memberikan pelbagai penyakit kepada mereka yang kerap beronani.jadi,pesanan mama sendiri kepada anak-anak mama yang berada di luar sana agar lebih bijak berfikir terutamanya di dalam kegiatan seksual korang semua.Korang ada akal fikiran,korang lebih bijak daripada haiwan,korang ada kepercayaan dalam beragama,korang akan lebih bijak menilai dalam sesuatu.

namun,sebagai kesimpulannya,tiada sedikit fakta pon yang menyatakan bahawa onani ini akan membuatkan seseorang itu akan menjadi gemuk atau kurus..Sekian,bye!!

Ssssshhhhh!!!!Kadang-kadang mama sendiri terfikir apa yang mereka bayangkan di dalam kepala otak mereka ketika sedang beronani?Benarkah onani ni lebih "sedap" berbanding denga having sex in the real life??emmmm...nantikan dalam entri mama yang akan datang...Bye

You are a tough guy but you are sensitive!!

Hi and very good evening to all..Tonight Mama would like to share with you about the differences in our skin between men and women.Therefore,Mama wants all of you read first about the info and try to understand about our own skin..Hehehe

Sometimes we might see that men who have muscles must be very tough.However, for your information,their skin is not as tough as their body is. Their skin is much more sensitive than women's skin.

The differences between men and women are manifold and the make-up of our skin is among them. There are several key variations between the skin of men and women, although of course these can vary from individual to individual depending on ethnic background, race, and heredity.

Therefore,Mama would like to state here the differences of men and women's skin. The differences are:

1)Smaller sebaceous glands : Male skin has smaller sebaceous (oil) glands. The sebaceous glands are microscopic glands in the skin that secrete an oily substance called sebum, to lubricate the skin and hair. Absorption of active ingredients in skin care products is primarily through these glands, which means that male skin absorbs moisturiser and other skin care products at lesser rate. This should be a consideration when choosing skin care products.

2)More oil : Despite the smaller sebaceous glands, a man's skin can actually be more oily than a woman's. This is due to the male hormone testosterone, which is responsible for the skin generating a higher amount of oil sebum. As a result, men's skin may naturally age better but will also be more susceptible to adult acne. This is another factor that should be taken into account when choosing skin care products. Washing in the morning and at night is the most effective way to manage oily skin, especially on the face. Look for a gentle cleanser as soaps can make the skin produce more oil. Products which contain acids such as salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide can help reduce oiliness. When washing, never use hot water as it can aggravate the skin. Both men and women's skin contain proteins and fats that form a protective barrier and lock in moisture. Long showers or baths in hot water (as well as extreme weather and exposure to air conditioning or heaters) strip our skin of this natural protection.

3)Thicker skin: A man's skin is thicker than a woman's, making men less susceptible to the damaging effects of sun's UVA rays. This, along with men's oilier skin which provides more protection is another reason why men seem to age slower than women.

Now I believe that every one has understood why I say that men's skin is more sensitive than women. Therefore I suggest to all men out there if you want to buy some beauty products for your skin,please make sure that your skin is suitable with the product. If God's willing, I am going to give you some tips of how to choose the beauty products for your skin especially for men.Just don't miss reading my blog and I would always give you some beneficial information about your sex,life and beauty..Muahhhhh!!!!

Sssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!Mama is so concerned about Mama's boy especially of how he chooses his beauty products. Sometimes he just bought the beauty products from the convenient store which is totally not suitable for the skin...Sigh...

What goes around,comes around..It's KARMA,babe!!(ENGLISH VERSION)

Hi and very good evening every one. Tonight is raining again and mama feels so cold again. I feel so lonely but I am being accompanied by the sound of the frogs calling for the rain so that it would drop more heavily. The sound of the thunder in the sky inspires mama to write something in Red Undies blog tonight. Hehehe..My entry tonight is about relationship but it is more to the friendships and if you have followed my blog since the beginning, this entry would be related to the previous entry entitled “Jangan ikat terlalu kemas.Longgarkan sikit” which means “Don’t tie too tight.Loose a bit”. The title is kind of like that. For conformation, just read mama’s blog from the beginning.Hehehe..

Okay. This time mama would like to share you a story about a friend of mine. He is my boy friend and can be considered as my close friend too. He’s just close friend. Not a best friend or my boyfriend. Mama has many boy friends but mama has only a boyfriend. Mama admires many boys but mama only loves a boy in my life. He’s the only one. Hehehe..Hubby, please don’t get mad. I am just kidding with my kids. Bad mama!! Oh, my! Mama has been talking nonsense. Let’s get back to the main story. Let mama name this friend, Henry. Henry once used to be in a relationship but they broke up. It was just a puppy love. After he had broken up with his “puppy”, Henry was so afraid to fall in love again. He became a single and available. If you could listen to him criticizing especially women, you must have said that he was a gay. It was because he was anti-woman on that time.

However, God knows everything and He’s very fair. God had met Henry with this young and energetic lady named, Julia. Julia is Henry’s officemate and she is quite younger than Henry. Since Henry is in love and lives comfortably in bath of love, Henry starts to forget about his friends especially his colleagues. He used to hang out with his colleagues before he fell into “well of love” but now it’s been so rare to see him around with his friends. In simple words, there is no time for friends anymore. All his time will be spent with Julia. Sometimes, many people get sick seeing Henry stick around with Julia 24/7 unless when they want to sleep or doing assignments outside. People say that Henry would die if Julia stays away from him since Julia serves the O₂ for him. One day, mama wonders and mama asks a friend of mine, Yvonne. Yvonne said, “It’s karma, babe. He used to criticize men who stick to their girlfriend 24/7. He said they are stupid and they are under the spell of their girlfriends. Now, he himself has been under the spell even he is much worse.”

That is the real story of Henry. He used to say bad things about those people who are in the relationships and whoever falls in love, he would be the first person to give the critics. Now, everything he said before has been coming back to him. It’s just like he threw the boomerang to other people and now he got hit with his own boomerang. But, that is called human. We are the human would never escape from making mistakes. Whatever we do today either it is a good thing or bad thing, we will have the result. It is just the time which plays the role. Perhaps tomorrow, perhaps the day after, perhaps next year or perhaps it would never happen to us but it would happen to our next kin. The most important thing here is Henry has just got his own KARMA and he is in the battle of it. We could only just pray for him so that he would realize of the mistakes that he did before to other people.Till then, bye!

Ssshhhh….Mama has listed that friends would be the first name in the list of my life since I realize that whenever I am in trouble, I have found that my friends would always be the first to be there for me..According to KARMA, mama believes in what the prophet Muhammad said once, “If you are doing something good, then the good things would come for you. If you are doing something bad, then the bad things would come for you.” Whatever the definition is, KARMA is there..Bye